extreme co-parenting

This afternoon I will drive 238 miles to the beach with Lil’bit and her dad. It will be the first time in over three years that we’ve all been in the car together for more than an hour – significantly longer since just the three of us took a trip together. Over the 13 years we were together, we traveled more than most people I know. Even when flat-ass broke, we found a way to hit the road. When I took out loans for grad school, I included a travel budget. I could never be still, but I also needed roots. There was always somewhere to go – even if it was eight hour discovery walks through Brooklyn led only by a random choice of left or right at every 4th block. We often joked that we would destroy the Amazing Race tv show.

I still travel a good bit with Lil’bit, but day trips are the biggest draw. We can pack a lot into a day. The road keeps my gypsy soul soothed and she seems happier when an adventure is on the horizon. With Lil’bit there are no arguments about how I’m driving or what roads we are taking or when we should stop or for how long, except for her whining when we can’t stay longer at Buc-ee’s, she’s an ideal travel partner. But she’s also eight and still submissive to my whims. Her dad and I traveled well together, but in later years there was inevitably a squabble about something that neither of us could pinpoint the next day. But in a couple hours we will hit the road together again. This time, we will point the car south and drive four hours to a Texas beach.

Upon arrival, we will be greeted by the laughter and hugs of some of the most amazing people we know. My best friends will be there. His girlfriend will be there. Lil’bit’s favorite playmates will be there. Our community of burners is descending to the beach for the weekend, not just to play, but with a mission to clean up a three-mile stretch of beach. In the last year, over 16,000 pounds of trash was removed from the area. Over 200 Kemp’s ridley sea turtles recently hatched in the area and the restoration of the area has been applauded by local authorities. These “mini-burns” all have a theme, this weekend’s Summer Beach Cleanup is “From the Ashes.” Our center art piece (aka effigy) is a phoenix that will go up in fire and pyrotechnics on Saturday night.

I’ve no expectations for the weekend but to reconnect with good people, walk on the beach for hours, and let Lil’bit bury me in the sand. But I also believe it will be a weekend of re-birth. A weekend to recommit to my arts, my spirit, and my child. A weekend to burn off old wounds and long held sadness. A weekend to laugh. A weekend to purge resentment – to let go and start anew. A weekend to know myself better. It is a joyful and anxious adventure that I cannot wait to begin.


Racial America 2017

A four-year old recently announced to her mother, “I have white skin so I am special.” The mother, instantly horrified and confused, asked on social media how her child, raised in such diversity with equality minded parents, could make such a proclamation of preference? How does she explain to her child: It’s not about skin color? How does she open the conversation of racial equality with a four-year-old? She doesn’t understand. Her child’s daycare is diverse. Their friends are diverse. Why would, how could her child come up with this idea?

Even as the most liberal, accepting, diverse white community member you can be: actively listening and speaking up against racial inequality, leading your neighborhood in posting Black Lives Matter signs, talking to the police about non-violent communication, ensuring all the non-white kiddos get invited to your kids’ parties, pointing out possible cultural appropriation of Kwanzaa and Dia de los Muertos. Even when you do all that and painfully wince at your white privilege: You are still white. Painful as it might be to your liberal sensibilities, white America is special. It isn’t about what is right or fair, it is simply the current climate of this land.

Allow me, for a moment, to return to the four-year old’s statement. What she said is a fact of American life, observable by a four-year-old. Let that sink in:

I have white skin so I am special.

With storms there is often a last violent surge before the storm loses its power and passes, leaving bad memories, but a brighter future in its wake. This country’s race relations have been in a tumultuous storm for the last sixty years. We have made enormous strides toward equality and basic human rights to all. We have made strides, but we are not there yet. Often, not even close. Let it not be forgot, there are grandparents amongst us who can recall acid being added to pools to keep Black families out and lynchings along highways. This country and its Really Bad History is figuring out how to do things right, but it is nowhere near finished.

As good, common sense grown folk, we know our neighbors’ differences do not reside in the color of their skin. There is no difference, yet there is great discrimination. At this moment in American history, I choose to believe America is experiencing a last violent surge of its race storm. It seems, during the pre-cameraphone calm, we lulled ourselves with a post-racial campfire song of equality and a great fairness that was now the streets of America. As that fire was fanned with growth and goodness, the truth was burned away by a new technology. The streets were now being filmed in real time and the live feed revealed discrimination and a criminal hatred still burning. Now, the storm of America’s injustices pushes back with one more violent surge and we have to keep up the fight for equality or lose our heart. We are still broken. Race is still very much a divide.

Young children see people on TV, the politicians & talking heads. They see who is on street corners and who drives fancy cars. They see who teaches them and who cleans up after them. The children see who we talk to, where we share our time and voice, who we feel sorry for, who we endorse. The children witness our glances, hand wringing, our pop culture choices. They see who is cast as the criminals and winners. They know who is picked first in class to answer questions and who is thought to be best at sports. They hear the news and our deep liberal sighs of “wish we could do something” when another Black child is reported shot by a police officer. They hear the news when a Black mother is killed in her home. They see the video when a boy like their big brother is killed while wearing a hoodie and kept his hands in his pockets too long. A boy like his brother, except with Black skin so not special enough to live.

So yes, yes, that four-year-old white child may say, “My skin is white. I am special” and that child is stating a heartbreaking truth of America 2017.

As parents who say we want to be the change, we must embrace those statements. We must lean into the discomfort and fear that we feel when we hear them. We have the ability to embrace and shatter those statements, transforming those painful moments into sharing and explanations of equality. For our children, the effect of those words has not yet been locked down so we have the ability to destroy the fabric of our cultural divide and weave something new. But we must be active in our actions. Eliminating discrimination is not just about protests and liberally-appropriate posts on Facebook, eliminating discrimination is a slow process that begins with breaking down cultural misunderstandings and getting to know the people we discriminate against for who they are. If you know a person, they are not the shell and stereotype of our perception. When you begin interacting with people they become the people. We the people.

We must be able to see and call our children on societal bullshit that seeps into their (sub)conscious reality. We must get off our attention sucking devices and away from our televisions in order to watch and interact with our children. Take them to places to naturally interact with other kids – not simply curated play-dates. Go to public swimming pools and museums and open concerts with outdoor picnics in new neighborhoods. Make it a habit to visit libraries in new neighborhoods and go to story-time with kids that don’t look like your kids. Talk about the world and your experiences together. Talk to strangers, meet the people who share your space. Lean into the unknown and remove yourself from isolationism. Kids know when we create bogus actions to feel good about our cultural quota. Admit to our children that our culture is fucked and segregated. Do not paint it pretty. Let it be known our wrongs are only reason to do more and be more aware.

As white folk, we are a culturally designed special and we have a responsibility to use that special to bring the oppressed to an equal footing – to deconstruct the oppressor. If we are in a position to hire, we can refuse to review resumes with names. If we teach, we can encourage non-white children to excel simply by calling on them more often in class. When we walk down a street, don’t cross over if a non-white is headed toward you – instead say hello and keep on with your business. Don’t assume you know how to help. Don’t put yourself in someone else’s place. You will NEVER be in that place so instead ask and listen.

I feel like an ass for even writing the last couple paragraphs because I know I haven’t done enough to listen, to build bridges, to create the change I espouse. I believe it’s not too late to try. It’s not too late to try again and fail and try again.

To shift a touch, in February of this year, in Austin, there were several weeks of intense ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) activity involving raids and deportations. My daughter has a friend at school whose family all speaks Spanish, very little English. One night, my daughter told me, “I thought some of Lydia’s family might be undocumented. I asked her if everyone is ok. She said everyone has papers and gave me hug.” My child is eight. There is nothing she could do to help, but she reached. She said, “I hear your story.” That may be a place to start.

I want to hear your story. I want to try harder. Can we begin there?

favorite city >< favorite person

A few weeks ago, Frank commented that he needed to get to New York City to see Irving Penn: Centennial at The Met. Never one to pass up a travel gamble, I quipped, “If you need a tour guide, I could possibly be persuaded to go to The City with you.”

“Can we do Brooklyn, too?”

“With glee.”

“Well, you don’t have Offspring on this weekend,” he said, pointing to the calendar, “Let’s do it then.”

Before I went to sleep that night, I received a text, “Check your email for flight confirmation.”

I was floored. “Um, that happened? Will happen? Is happening?,” I thought to myself. Then I stayed up til 2am creating a list of possibilities for the trip. He hasn’t been to The City since the ’80s so I am sharing my favorite city with one of my favorite people, as if he has never been there. Holy hell! So much to share! Ever since, I’ve realized this, I’ve been squealing like a toddler who just found out she gets an unexpected trip to the ice cream shop, but silently because I’m grown and TOTALLY mature.

This is what I shared with him. Feel free to add your ideas in the comments! 

The following are a random selection of things I like (or have heard of) in NYC / Bklyn that would make good spots on a map to begin an adventure. Well, wherever we are will be an adventure, so these spots are possibilities with adventures on the journey from wherever we are to wherever we choose to go. We can use these ideas or ditch them entirely.

The Met 10-9 F / Sat & Sun 10-5:30 (We’ll go Friday to be sure to see it and have time to return.)
Oyster Bar – mainly for the historical interest and Grand Central beauty. Oh yeah, and oysters.
Roosevelt Island – Held an asylum at far end of island. The land remains disconcerting though there are apartments and such near the air tram.
The Noguchi Museum – no idea this existed, intrigued. (Queens)
Socrates Park – no idea this existed, intrigued. (Queens)
PS1 – MoMA 10-6. (Queens)

Brooklyn Museum (11-6) – on the edge of Prospect Park. Prospect Park and Central Park were both designed by Olmsted – to note, the style of Prospect is what Central Park was prior to “englishfication”.
Broadway & Myrtle Avenue – My old neighborhood, curious how it has transformed.
Bklyn Hts Promenade – views
Jane’s carousel (11-7) stunning rejuvenation of 100+ year old carousel, now situated and lovely park of DUMBO.
Atlantic Avenue, Sahadis
Key Lime on a stick 185 Van Dyke St Brooklyn, NY 11231
Celebrate Bklyn :: Ben L’Oncle / Sweet Crude :: Saturday, July 15th 6:30 gate / 7:30 show
Sleep No More :: Shakespeare’s Scottish tragedy through a film noir lens ::

Cafe Mogador (101 St Marks Place New York, NY 10009, now in Brooklyn, too 133 Wythe Avenue Brooklyn, NY 11249)
Little Italy – (pizza, was a regular lunch spot when I was at NYPL) btw 5th & Madison
Vanessa Dumplings – 118A Eldridge Street (btw Grand & Broome) –
Co. – 230 9th Avenue – Jim Lahey (That no knead bread we both adore … This place is that guy.)
Olmsted on Vanderbilt in Bklyn – Just looks amazing.
Prune :: 54 East 1st Street – I’ve read the owner’s autobiography and am smitten.
Dosa man – In Washington Park. Offspring and I stumbled on to him a few years ago. I dreamed in chutney.

Highline “Park”
SeaGlass Carousel 1(0-10) Battery Park
Governor’s Island
Staten Island Ferry – runs 24-hours

Solid foodie list … Keep on reading … It keeps on going.

I harsh on Mother’s Day, but let me be clear, it’s the commodification of a day placed aside to honor the women who nurture and love and sacrifice for others that I have issue with. The premise of Mother’s Day, I love.

Thank you to all the glorious mamas out there – not just the birth mamas, but the found mamas and best aunties and step mamas and even the men who step in if a mama isn’t available. I know many women who this day grieve for men who stepped in as their mamas – mamas and dads give different kinds of love, but those who experienced the flip know that each can give either … but I digress.

This day is about the love a mother, of any stripe, brings to the next generation. This day is about the sacrifice and constant figuring out how to make everything work when sometimes nothing is going right. This day is about wiping dirty noses with shirts (pro tip: use the inside of the shirt, it’s only gross for a sec). It’s about making lunches with nothing in the house because you were too exhausted to shop – and thought Thursday was Friday. It’s about stepping up to help your kid make a costume at the last minute so they aren’t the only one without a tulip hat for the spring play. It’s about being understanding and holding your tongue when you hear for the thousandth time that {insert nemesis child name here} was being a jerk by simply being competitive. It’s about being simply listening to kiddos rattle on – even if you have no idea what they are talking – and coming up with questions that demonstrate you are listening. It’s about teaching kids how to find the gems in a shitty day and recognizing that some days are just not going to be good – and that’s ok. This day is about the beauty and fear and complete absurdity of the unknown.

Mother’s Day is a day of thanks for the folks who so often forget they need to take a moment for themselves because they are so busy looking after the future.

Mamas, whoever you may be, thank you.

mother’s day

On the Sunday before Mother’s Day, I noticed the “Mother’s Day Wine” display in my local grocery store’s wine department. It was filled with a selection of shitty rose wines and a curious lemon moscato. I may have been a little edgy due to personal stress, but I marched up to the wine clerk and, pointing the shelf, asked, “What the hell is wrong with that display?” He looked a little shocked, and may have tried to find a panic button, as I kept pointing and nudged, “See, the Mother’s Day selection? … What’s wrong with it? I mean, I am sure you didn’t assemble those wines so tell me what you see?”
He bumbled a bit, “Um, wine, um rose. A lot of rose?”
“Yes!,” I declared. “Just what every mom wants – a shitty rose for her “special day”. Why do you think those were chosen?”
With almost no hesitation, he said, “Honestly, they look like wines we are trying to get rid of.”
“And that, my friend, is the problem. Now that you see the problem, I am sure you will find a way to fix it,” and I moved on.

A few minutes later, I saw him staring at the display with two female co-workers and a box of assorted wines of a higher caliber.

This exchange really got to me. You see, I really dislike Mother’s Day because it is a manufactured moment of honor that’s takes advantage of “doing the right thing.” Yes, this sounds cynical. But that’s how this mama feels about the day.

Restaurants jack up brunch prices. Industrial roses are pushed on the corner to fulfill last minute guilt. Grocery stores pawn off their crap wines as special. Finally, glittery cards with saccharine sentiment are thrust upon moms that would like to just sleep in for one damn day.

Let’s all, just for one year, ignore our manufactured Mother’s Day. Instead, listen to your mom / wife / girlfriend / women in your life who is a mother. If she wants all the glory-sentiment of Mother’s Day, by all means give it to her. However, if the mama in your life is terrible about self-care, try asking, “What would you like? Maybe a morning to yourself? Maybe I could pick up the kids for a week? Maybe you’d like to just go to a movie?” These prompts will help her know you are serious and that you’ve put some thought in wanting her to have some time to do with as she pleases. Just take a few minutes to hear her. And about taking that time to hear her, keep doing it throughout the year. “Mother’s Day” shouldn’t be a singular day, but a sweet string of thanks throughout the year.

candy update

Candy update: Last week, I wrote about candy tasting and how maybe I should do such a thing because simply saying, “I don’t like candy because it is too sweet” is a cop out on my idea that people should always be able to stand behind *why* they do or do not like something. So today, I bought a variety of minis for egg hunt purposes. And taste testing.

First. There are nerd encrusted jellybeans out this year. OMG-d! They are called, hilariously, Bumpy Jelly Beans. What kind of candy magic is this creation? Trick question. WONKA MAGIC (aka the good kind). If you like nerds and jellybeans: Get thee to a grocery store. The nerded, excuse me, Bumpy Jelly Bean is brilliant.

But let’s return to the rest of the study. I purchased a combo bag containing Milky Way, Twix, Three Musketeers, and Snickers. I tried one of each. Here is their story:

All have a decent-since-it’s-over-something outer chocolate.

Milky Way: I like the chocolate mousse(?) inside, but the caramel nutty part was overly sweet and not pleasant for me. Pass.

Twix: Again with the caramel layer. Just not into that unless it is rich and maybe a little salty, which it most certainly is not in a Twix. I did like the cookie crunch part. Maybe if this candy were cold I would like it, but doubtful.

Three Musketeers: This is not too bad. A bit of a Milky Way without the poor decision to sleep with dime-store caramel. I’ll likely have another small one sometime in my future.

Finally, it was time for the Snickers. Ok. This is a candy bar I could eat on occasion. I really like the ratio of nuts to caramel — it is caramel? — and nougat (terrible word, by the way). It isn’t too sweet, great texture, and the taste changes as you chew. This candy bar is a winner.

hug your baby before college, tomorrow

A post to my old livejournal account turned up on my Facebook feed today. It was from when Lil’bit was 7 months old. It knocked me on my ass – I mean, livejournal! But seriously, I was knocked on my ass because she is now 8 1/2 YEARS and it happened too fast.

So to all my new(ish) mamas & dads. Hold those li’l beans close – take an extra five minutes every day to just soak them up. I know it is so hard. You are so very tired. They are So Hard. And that instruction manual just isn’t arriving (trick answer, it never will). But you are each doing an amazing job. Thank you for raising just the kid that only you can raise.

Here is the original post:

Baby girl,

I am so proud. You can use us for leverage in order to stand and it doesn’t make you mad to fall down. You like a little dressing on your lettuce and can gum the hell out of some pizza crust. You are even figuring out how to push the dog’s snout out of your face when he goes in for a lick. All that is great. I love watching you grow, but please slow down. And please stop drugging us at night. I know you crawl out of bed and find your way to the nearest steroid dealer, get an injection and return home. That is the only explanation for your mood swings and persistent growth.

My babylove, you are seven months tomorrow. Slow down a wee bit. Soon you’ll be running through the house and bouncing on our bed. Soon, we’ll have to lower your mattress so you can’t climb out of your crib. Before we know it you’ll be talking up a storm and making menu suggestions. I can’t believe it is all happening so fast. You have no patience! I just want to nurse you a little longer and carry you in my arms a few more months. I don’t want to let these moments of babydom pass us by, but there they go, in the blink of an eye. So many firsts are already gone and every day another first heads out the door. I just can’t believe how exponentially it is all taking place.

Your gamaholly brought you a pair of pants that she made for you. They are a touch too long, but look great with a cuff. She is making other clothes and I can’t be more excited to see what she creates for you. I couldn’t make those little creations and her timing couldn’t be better. I’ve started dressing you in our neighbor’s handmedowns because you are outgrowing your clothes. I think the little boys handmedowns are adorable, but your father insists adorable for boys and adorable for girls is two totally different looks. I figure if we get you used to boys clothes maybe you won’t start dating too soon and I can keep you close a few days longer.